PYAAR KA PUNCHNAMA - Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai...

Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai.

aur kya problem hai

Problem yeh hai ki main chahata hoon ki meri life mein koiye problem na ho

Lekin agar meri life mein koiye problem na ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai...

uska birthday

uske kutte ka birthday

Tu batman wali ki dekh le

Jab tak saala batman nahi bana

tab tak bolti rahi

tum toh kuch karte nahi ho

nakara ho

napunshak ho

main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hu

jindin bechara batman ban gaya

us din boli

tum toh batman ban gaye

mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha

main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu

Shopping khatam nahi hoti inki

cushion laye

fir curtain laye

cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye

toh aur cushion laye
mere ghar mein itne mug hai
saale unko agar bechane jayun

toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Do hafte dimag chatenge ki 

table lena hai 

table lena hai

5 ghante maal bitane par ek sadhi si chappal utha kar layenge

aur fir agale do hafte dimag chatenge

table lena hai 

table lena hai...

uske baad i love u kahe bina mobile kaata

toh naatak...

Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai...

patta hai saala patta...

ek toh inke ad bhi dekho

lo ji 1 paisa per second

aur phone karo

aur phone karo

aare call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jati hai karne ko  

fir iska jawab unhe bhi do

tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai karne ko

you are not interesting me

tumhe hold hi karna tha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyon kiya???

are meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyon kiya???

jake bharti mittal se puch na...

tujhe main bata raha hoon

us ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai...

seriously 

mein shart laga sakta hoon...

abey kaam kya karti hai office mein???

guy wale itne successful kyon hote hai???

kya soch rahe ho???

kya soch rahe ho???

kuch nahi soch raha meri maa

yeh soch raha hoon ki tumhara mooh kaise band karu...

kya soch raha hoon

camera laga doon dimag mein...

argument mein toh boss tu unse jeet hi nahi sakta...

aaj ki baat par jhagada hoga do mahine baad...

saala yaad hi nahi rehta hai do mahine pehle hua kya tha???

yeh chota hatiyar nahi

bada hatiyar hai

isse badi ladai mein use karenge...