Lava M30 Music Phone - Life Gungunaaye - Ishaaro Ishaaro Mein Dil Lene Waale

kya mein tumhara phone use kar sakti hoon???

ishaaro ishaaro mein dil lene waale 

bataa ye hunar tune sikhaa kahaa se

yahi kehna chahate the??? 

hehehe

SHUKLA JEE - KOI BHI INSAAN CHHOTA NAHI HOTA - KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI 5 (2011) PROMO

badka babu 

aap ghush khate hai???

junior hai

junior ki tarah hi rahiye shukla

warna tumri naukari kha jayenge

aur dakar bhi nahi lenge

samjha...

chal...

are shukla jee

jante hai mohan bhaiya

haan boliye shukla jee

haan boliye

kuch nahi...

ki shukla jee fhir bhindi

wo shukla jee ghush nai na khate hai na

isliye ghas-push hi kha rahe hai...

(ghush khake... fush...fush...)

are shukla jee

are shukla jee

are shukla jee

suniye...

shukla jee toh kaam mein busy hai....

time nahi puchoge shukla jee

switzerland ki hai...

gifted...

loan ka tension nahi hota na

toh sabki pol khol diye hote...

ghush kha rahe hai...

tu kya kha raha hai

lollipop

ja kha...

kya baat hai shukla jee

kya baat

yeh bataiye 

itne paise ka karoge kya

pehle toh loan chukayenge sir

aur fir 

mooh kholenge

sir

(ghush khake... fush...fush...)

(ghush khake... fush...fush...)

toh dekha aapne deviyo aur sajano

koi bhi insaan chhota nahi hota

AAMIR KHAN - TITAN Be More Advertisement

teen din se nahi chal raha hai

gift diya tha mere bete ne

kitne baar phone karna padega

aap log na complaint ko serious hi nahi laite

no worry sir

i fixed it

mam chai ke liye sukriya

aapki uniform kafi accha hai

thank you sir

fir se kharab ho gaya toh

toh aap mujhe is number par phone kar dejeiyega 

managing director

aap kyon

sir kaam bada ya chota nahi hota sir

kaam kaam hota hai

sachi safalta ki pehchan

TITAN

be more

Baatcheet Bakbak Ya Behas... Saath Mein Parle Marie

kal shaam ghanti baji

darwaza khula

ek aurat

pucha shadi shuda hai...

kuch hua...

are yaar census wali thi... ghar walon ki list bana rahi thi...

hahahahahahahaha

parson mujhe ek ladki ka phone aaya tha

call centre wali

keh rahi thi goa jayenge

free holiday for 2

fir kya 

mein bola jarur
kitne baje airport par milu....

hahahahahahahaha

lo idhar bhi wrong number

hahahahahahahaha

Baatcheet Bakbak Ya Behas...

Saath Mein Parle Marie

Priyanka - Shahid In Bru Lite Advertisement

PC - Sorry Ishaan

late ho gayi

SK - Is everything is okay??? 

PC - Chod na, coffee

SK - Sab theek toh hai na Sara...

PC - chikk

PC - Parking karte hue peeche wali gadi ki head light toot gai

SK - head light toot gai...

matlab...

tu thik hai na

PC - Tu coffee pi na...

bilkul nai gadi lag rahi thi Ishaan...

SK - Are toh kya farz padata hai... Galti toh insaan se hi hoti hai na... right

PC - woh gaadi teri thi..

Ishaan galti insaan se hi hoti hai...right...

SK - Right 

PC - Coffee..

hsssss... sorry

SK kaun se side ki todi... 

PC - left side ki...

Naya Bru Lite... Aisa taste jo aapke har pal ko kar de right...

McDonald's McAloo Tikki - Girlfriend - Boyfriend Advertisement

हम दोनों बॉयफ्रेंड - गर्लफ्रेंड हैं क्या

नो

क्यों

क्यूंकि गर्लफ्रेंड बहुत डिमांडडिंग होती हैं...

मुझे यह चाहिए

मुझे वोह चाहिए

जमता नहीं हैं...

पर मुझे तोह सिर्फ McAloo Tikki चाहिए

ऐसा क्या

तोह फिर ठीक हैं

शुक्र हैं McAloo Tikki हैं सिर्फ २५.०० रुपये में

i'm lovin' it

Nestle KIT KAT Ad - Kaate Nahi Katate Yeh Din Yeh Raat

I Love You

Kaate nahi katate yeh din yeh raat 

chal jhoothe...

kahani thi tumse jo dil ki baat 

lo aaj main kehta hoon

I Love You

I Love You

I Love You

I Love You

I Love You

Sacchi...

Maana ki Life Bahut Busy Hai

Magar Kabhi Kabhi BREAK lo

KITKAT kahao

Zindagi  aapko shayad kuch haseen dekha de

KITKAT toh banta hai

aaj ki raat koi aane ko hai re baaba re baaba re baaba-Imran Khan Coca Cola Ad

aaj ki raat.....

aaj ki raat koi aane ko hai re baaba re baaba re baaba

aaj ki raat..... 

use aane toh de o dile bekaraar, 

phir kar lena ji bhar ke pyaar

shubu shubu shubu shubu shubu.....

aaj ki raat....

Kiss Me...Close Your Eyes

Kiss Me
Close Your Eyes
Miss Me
Close Your Eyes

Kiss Me

I can wet your lips
and your fingertips
and Happiness in your Eyes

Kiss Me
Close Your Eyes
Miss Me
Close Your Eyes