PAPA TO APNE ZAMANE KE shashi kapoor THE...

TIME PASS... KHICHADI...

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Gal - Mere PAPA kho gaye hai???

Police Inspector - Kaise dekhate hai aapke PAPA.... 

Gal - PAPA TO APNE ZAMANE KE shashi kapoor THE...

Police Inspector - To Shashi Kapoor sahab kahan se gayab hue???

Gal - Mujhe kya pata Shashi Kapoor kahan se gayab hue??? 

Police Inspector - Are aap hi to Report likhwane aaye ho...

Gal - Main to apne PAPA ki gumshudgi ki report likhwane aai hu...

Police Inspector - Kaun papa???

Gal - GUJJU PATEL... MERE PAPA...

Police Inspector - Ohhhhh... Aacha... Gujju Patel ne kya pehna hua tha???

Gal - High-waisted bell-bottom pant; printed shirt; big buckle belt; denim jacket and solid shoes.... ek dum SHASHI KAPOOR jaise....

Police Inspector - Aapke papa ne Shashi Kapoor ka roop kyon rakha hua tha???

Gal - Woh unke FAN the na...

Police Inspector -  Main GABBAR SINGH ka FAN hu to kya GABBAR SINGH jaisi DHAADI, MUUCHE aur PEELE DAANTH rakh luuuuuuuu???

Aacha.... Koi BUNGLOW, GAADI, BANK BALANCE ka lafada???

Gal - PAPA KE PASS TO maa HAI...

Police Inspector - MAA to SHASHI KAPOOR ke pass thi... Aapke PAPA ke pass kab se rehne aa gai???

Aacha koi photo hai????

Gal - HAIN NAA... GHAR MAIN BAHUT SI shashi kapoor KI HAI..

Police Inspector - GUJJU PATEL KI PHOTO???

Gal - PAPA ki photo nahi hai... PAPA TO APNE ZAMANE KE shashi kapoor THE... UNKO PHOTO KI KYA JARURAT???

Police Inspector - Haath jodh kar vinati hai... aap ghar jaye... Jab aapke SHASHI KAPOOR yani AAPKE PAPA mil jayenge... tab hum aapko suchana bhijwa denge....

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