Always have a positive thoughts!!!

Success is never achieved by the 

size of brain. 

It is always achieved 

by the size of your thoughts.

Always have a positive thoughts!!!

सोई कराइ जो तुधु भावै ॥

सोई कराइ जो तुधु भावै ॥

You make me do what pleases You.

मोहि सिआणप कछू न आवै ॥

I have no cleverness at all.

हम बारिक तउ सरणाई ॥

I am just a child - I seek Your Protection.

प्रभि आपे पैज रखाई ॥१॥

God Himself preserves my honor. ||1||

मेरा मात पिता हरि राइआ ॥

The Lord is my King; He is my mother and father.

करि किरपा प्रतिपालण लागा करीं तेरा कराइआ ॥ रहाउ ॥

In Your Mercy, You cherish me; I do whatever You make me do. ||Pause||

जीअ जंत तेरे धारे ॥

The beings and creatures are Your creation.

प्रभ डोरी हाथि तुमारे ॥

O God, their reins are in Your hands.

जि करावै सो करणा ॥

Whatever You cause us to do, we do.

नानक दास तेरी सरणा ॥२॥७॥७१॥

Nanak, Your slave, seeks Your Protection. ||2||7||71||

SATNAM SRI WAHEGURU JEE

SATNAM SRI WAHEGURU JEE

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Sri Waheguru Jee apne har bande ki dukh-taqleef ko durr karo

apne har bande ke jeevan wich sukh-shanti lao

apne har bande ki ardaas poori karo

NaaZ ka khayal rakhana.

SATNAM SRI WAHEGURU JEE

SATNAM SRI WAHEGURU JEE

PYAAR KA PUNCHNAMA - Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai...

Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai.

aur kya problem hai

Problem yeh hai ki main chahata hoon ki meri life mein koiye problem na ho

Lekin agar meri life mein koiye problem na ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai...

uska birthday

uske kutte ka birthday

Tu batman wali ki dekh le

Jab tak saala batman nahi bana

tab tak bolti rahi

tum toh kuch karte nahi ho

nakara ho

napunshak ho

main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hu

jindin bechara batman ban gaya

us din boli

tum toh batman ban gaye

mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha

main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu

Shopping khatam nahi hoti inki

cushion laye

fir curtain laye

cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye

toh aur cushion laye
mere ghar mein itne mug hai
saale unko agar bechane jayun

toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Do hafte dimag chatenge ki 

table lena hai 

table lena hai

5 ghante maal bitane par ek sadhi si chappal utha kar layenge

aur fir agale do hafte dimag chatenge

table lena hai 

table lena hai...

uske baad i love u kahe bina mobile kaata

toh naatak...

Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai...

patta hai saala patta...

ek toh inke ad bhi dekho

lo ji 1 paisa per second

aur phone karo

aur phone karo

aare call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jati hai karne ko  

fir iska jawab unhe bhi do

tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai karne ko

you are not interesting me

tumhe hold hi karna tha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyon kiya???

are meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyon kiya???

jake bharti mittal se puch na...

tujhe main bata raha hoon

us ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai...

seriously 

mein shart laga sakta hoon...

abey kaam kya karti hai office mein???

guy wale itne successful kyon hote hai???

kya soch rahe ho???

kya soch rahe ho???

kuch nahi soch raha meri maa

yeh soch raha hoon ki tumhara mooh kaise band karu...

kya soch raha hoon

camera laga doon dimag mein...

argument mein toh boss tu unse jeet hi nahi sakta...

aaj ki baat par jhagada hoga do mahine baad...

saala yaad hi nahi rehta hai do mahine pehle hua kya tha???

yeh chota hatiyar nahi

bada hatiyar hai

isse badi ladai mein use karenge...

SATNAM SRI WAHEGURU JEE

SATNAM SRI WAHEGURU JEE

SATNAM SRI WAHEGURU JEE

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Sri Waheguru Jee sabko sukh-shanti dena

sabke jeevan wich khushian dena

NaaZ ka khayal rakhana

 SATNAM SRI WAHEGURU JEE

ik sukhi hari da daas...

koi tan dukhi 

koi man dukhi 

koi chintaa wich udaas

thode thode sare dukhi 

ik sukhi hari 

da daas...

ik sukhi hari 

da daas...

pavan guru pani pita, mata dharat mahut

pavan guru pani pita, mata dharat mahut
divas rat doeh daei deiya, khailai sagal jagat 

changaaeia buraaeia vachai dharam hadoor
karmi aapo aapni kai nairhai kai door. 

jini nam dhiaiya, geai musakat ghal 

nanak tai mukh oojlai, kaiti chuti nal. (1) 

Air is the Guru, Water is the Father, and Earth is the Great Mother of all. 

Day and night are the two nurses, in whose lap all the world is at play. 

Good deeds and bad deeds-the record is read out in the Presence of the Lord of Dharma. 

According to their own actions, some are drawn closer, and some are driven farther away. 

Those who have meditated on the Naam, the Name of the Lord, and departed after having worked by the sweat of their brows - 

O Nanak, their faces are radiant in the Court of the Lord, and many are saved along with them! (1)

SATNAM SRI WAHEGURU JEE

SATNAM SRI WAHEGURU JEE

***

Sri Waheguru Jee apni kripa hamesha sab par banaiye rakhana

sabko sukh-shanti dena

sabke dukh-taqleef ko durr karna

NaaZ ka khayal rakhana

 

jo jhuk gaya "sri guru granth sahib" de charna vich

os de dar vich sakun milda e 

us di ibadat vich noor milda e 

jo jhuk gaya "sri guru granth sahib" de charna vich 

os nu sab kuch zarur milda e