Pan Masala ki baat kar rahe hai ya ladki ki baat kar rahe hai...

माँ रियल टाइम पास सुनो.... सिर्फ टाइम पास है...

Boy - "Kamla" Hai?
Dukandar - Nahi.

Boy - To Fir "Rajni" De Do.
Dukandar - Rajni bhi nahi hai. Keval "Kesar" aur "Tulsi" Hai.

Boy - Jo Cheez Chahiye... Woh tumhare pass kabhi hoti hi nahi... Jayo yaar...


Romil (mann mein) - Pan Masala ki baat kar rahe hai ya ladki ki baat kar rahe hai...

Bhaiya ek cup chai deena...

हा हा